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liminalteashop2024-06-08 05:20 pm
anenemies) wrote in liminalteashop2024-06-08 05:20 pm
desert life au!
Oh no. I've taken a wrong turn.
[Monotone and said to no one.
This is probably a bad thing! It's still preferable to the immediate threat of raiders who he definitely didn't go out of his way to steal from and piss off, so even though Kagami don't recognize this area of the Wastes he fled to in his panic to outrun them, maybe he can take two seconds to sit and take a breather. He retrieves his spoils proudly and eats, while the sun, unforgiving, illuminates him.]
...I'll need to find shelter now that mine's been destroyed. This suuuucks.
[Maybe he could tag along with some nomads, or find an abandoned encampment. But anything abandoned wouldn't be much use for him, would it? As Kagami eats, and the adrenaline dies down, he starts to get a better look at his surroundings. The way he lost the raiders feels almost too convenient. Hm. He stores the rest of the food and water in his satchel he earned legitimately for later, and reluctantly stands back up to explore.]
[Monotone and said to no one.
This is probably a bad thing! It's still preferable to the immediate threat of raiders who he definitely didn't go out of his way to steal from and piss off, so even though Kagami don't recognize this area of the Wastes he fled to in his panic to outrun them, maybe he can take two seconds to sit and take a breather. He retrieves his spoils proudly and eats, while the sun, unforgiving, illuminates him.]
...I'll need to find shelter now that mine's been destroyed. This suuuucks.
[Maybe he could tag along with some nomads, or find an abandoned encampment. But anything abandoned wouldn't be much use for him, would it? As Kagami eats, and the adrenaline dies down, he starts to get a better look at his surroundings. The way he lost the raiders feels almost too convenient. Hm. He stores the rest of the food and water in his satchel he earned legitimately for later, and reluctantly stands back up to explore.]
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[His surprised look indicates he didn't really consider that!]
But I don't feel sick? If this was really a Dead-Zone, wouldn't I have felt something by now? And even if it is, I'd be pretty fucked at this point anyway so I might as well enjoy it.
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[ good lord, how has this guy survived until now?? ]
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Kagami stills. He works very hard to fight his instinct to tease Noh.]
…I pissed off some Raiders and I’d rather take my chances with you.
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Gawd yer dumb. How the fuck you go an' piss off raiders???
[ Why?? would he do that and bring that trouble here???? ]
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[ Kagami n o ]
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[Said with a smile.]
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[ THIS GUY????? ]
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...Or, if you tell me where the nearest Dead-Zone is, I'll lure them there. How long can someone survive?
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[ Great jeebus, what even is this guy. Noh leans back on her haunches (and therefor his stomach) and sighs at him. ]
Any raiders local'll know the area's Dead an' just let you die out there.
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He wouldn't mind that, but he's still sore from when she kicked him.]
Guess it can't be helped. It's a shame that you killed me, that I stupidly followed you into the Dead-Zone, before they could track me down. And if they want proof, they'd have to go into the Dead-Zone themselves.
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[ Noh wouldn't know for certain. She's always been fine going in and out of them--but she's a Godling. She's the exception. ]
You can't see miasma so non tellin' how much you gettin' in you when you go there.
[ Only then he starts going on about how's he's died and oh nooo the raiders will just have to give up and it's sounds suspiciously like-- ]
--You tryna use me as yer shield?!
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[He still wears that stupid smile, looking way too happy about this.]
I think it's a pretty good idea, don't you agree?
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[ BOP. right on the head, a smack of her palm. ]
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[He doesn’t know why but he kind of enjoys it when she hits him!]
But I did a good job of hiding my tracks? Is there really nothing I can do? You’re so knowledgeable!
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[ Good. Be hits more, because here comes two more (slightly less hard) smacks of her palm. ]
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What should I do?!
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Fork over half of what you got--at LEAST. Any less than that and I'll hand you over to th' raiders myself.
After that? We gonna split--I go my way, you go yers. I ain't stickin' around for when they show up.
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Kagami stops whining and seems confused by her answer. His smile returns and he tries not to giggle.]
Really? I didn’t know you were such a softy!
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[ Don't call her soft????? ]
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[ Good boy :> Noh's going to ruffle his hair...roughly. Because she's not soft at all!! ]
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[It's rough and it almost hurts, and Kagami winces. But something about it...makes him so happy?? His eyes go as big as saucers and he beams.]
I do. I am very good at outwitting stupid people. I hope we run into eachother again. Maybe our fates are intertwined!
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